Monkey Whizz is a confusing synthetic urine. In this Monkey Whizz review I’m going to explain what the confusion is, and clear it up for you.
I’ll explain what’s in the range of products you can buy from Serious Monkey Bizness (the company who make the synthetic urine range), and why people struggle to choose between Monkey Whizz products.
You’ll learn how complex is, how to use it, and get a clear answer the question: does Monkey Whizz work?
Plus, I’ll also compare Monkey Whizz/Flask to 3 other synthetic urine products that are high-quality and widely used to pass drug tests successfully.
What is Monkey Whizz Exactly?
Monkey Whizz is the generic name for this synthetic urine brand. But it’s not actually the name of the urine, or the brand, Monkey Whizz is the name of one of the products in the range. But the confusion is that for some reason, the name is used generally for all the products they sell.
The company who make “Monkey Whizz” I called Serious Monkey Bizness, and they actually sell the following products in the range:
- Monkey urine is the most basic product. You simply get a flask of powdered urine. You have to mix it with water, and there’s no heat source to maintain the temperature, no heatpad. Basically, it’s useless for drug tests.
- Monkey urine is the most basic product. You simply get a flask of powdered urine. You have to mix it with water, and there’s no heat source to maintain the temperature, no heatpad. Basically, it’s useless for drug tests.
- Monkey urine is the most basic product. You simply get a flask of powdered urine. You have to mix it with water, and there’s no heat source to maintain the temperature, no heatpad. Basically, it’s useless for drug tests.
- Monkey urine is the most basic product. You simply get a flask of powdered urine. You have to mix it with water, and there’s no heat source to maintain the temperature, no heatpad. Basically, it’s useless for drug tests.
As you can see, although people refer to it as “Monkey Whizz”, that’s the name of one product which is urine contained in a belt.
Throughout the rest of this Monkey Whizz review I’m going to be referring to the Monkey Flask product. That’s your basic pre-employment, unsupervised drug test tool, that’s comparable to Quick Fix and other products that use heatpads to maintain the temperature of the sample.
Ingredients & Does Monkey Whizz Contain Creatine?
The question does Monkey Whizz contain creatine is actually an inaccurate one.
Creatine is something the body uses during muscle movement, and the waste product that is created is called creatinine. This waste product works its way out through your bladder. So human urine always contains creatinine, not creatine.
That’s why detox drinks contain creatine, so that they are converted in your kidneys to creatinine, which then appears in your urine keeping it natural.
I’m going to be honest and upfront here, Monkey Flask, is a very basic synthetic urine that has the following characteristics:
- Monkey Whizz contains urea
- Monkey Whizz contains uric acid
- Monkey Whizz contains creatinine (not creatine)
- It’s perfectly balanced for pH and specific gravity
- Monkey Whizz looks like human urine (but doesn’t smell of anything)
So Monkey Whizz/Monkey Flask it does contain basic ingredients and characteristics that will allow it to potentially pass validity testing for basic drug test.
What I mean by that is for a basic five panel drug test, a cheap pre-employment one where they don’t scrutinize it very much, it’s not likely to come under close enough scrutiny to fail. But for more advanced drug testing the formula isn’t potentially complex enough to face tougher validity testing.
Monkey Flask Instructions
Let’s continue this Monkey Whizz review by telling you how to use it. Here are the basic Monkey Whizz/Flask instructions you need to use:
- Activate the heatpad so that it starts to kick out a steady heat. Some people activate the heatpad after they’ve heated the sample, but this gives a few minutes where there’s not enough heat to keep the sample warm, which means a heatpad may not maintain the temperature correctly.
- Monkey Flask urine is premixed so you don’t need to add water to it (the basic monkey urine product that powdered is utterly useless, unless you can find a heatpad that kicks out the right amount of heat to keep the sample between 90°F and 100°F, which is unlikely).
- Simply put the premixed urine container into a microwave and heat on full power for about 10 seconds. Taking it out shake it gently, and then look at the temperature strip on the side. If there’s no reading, microwave it for another 10 seconds. Keep doing this until you see a reading on the temperature strip. You’re looking for temperature reading that is as close to 100°F as possible, but without going over that.
- Tape the heatpad to the flask of urine, and then tuck it into your underwear, close to your skin in your crotch area. This keeps it warm and means you will not get searched there or spotted.
- Before you go in always check the sample temperature. If it’s cooled, you will need a heat source like a radiator, a car to put the sample on in strong sunlight, or a flask of hot (not boiling) water to raise the temperature.
Does Monkey Whizz Work?
Does Monkey Whizz work, that’s the big question?
There are two answers to the question around if Monkey Whizz works, so let’s dress them one at a time.
Firstly, is the formula of Monkey Whizz, and the way it looks, good enough to pass a drug test?
The answer to that first question is yes, if it’s a basic drug test. If it’s a more advanced, more expensive drug test, especially if it’s for law enforcement, probation, or insurance purposes, then it could face closer scrutiny which means it will struggle because of its basic formula and the fact it doesn’t froth and smell much like urine.
Secondly, is the heatpad with Monkey Whizz good enough to keep the temperature, right? The biggest reason people fail drug tests using fake urine is because they don’t submit it within the correct temperature range, that narrow 10°F band that is legal.
The Monkey Whizz heatpad is pretty reliable from the testing I’ve done. It kept it within that temperature range for three hours before starting to cool. However, depending on the weather outside, and if you get a faulty heatpad, then that could vary.
Yes, in ideal conditions, the heatpad is good enough to allow you to submit the sample within the correct temperature range, but you do need a plan B just in case.
Where To Buy Monkey Whizz
Monkey Whizz urine products are best bought from the authorized reseller Buy Fake Urine, and you can get your hands on the Monkey Flask for just $30 by clicking here.
I would never recommend you buy any detox products or fake urine from general marketplaces like Amazon or eBay. There are too many fakes out there, and with urine products it could have already been exposed to air and heated up, meaning it’s spoiled. So don’t make that Monkey Whizz Amazon mistake.
You can’t go wrong if you buy it from an official reseller, and the Monkey Flask product is plenty good enough at $30.
What’s Better Than Monkey Whizz?
The conclusion of my Monkey Whizz review though has to be it’s probably fourth in line to the throne of being the best fake urine product out there right now.
It’s very comparable to Quick Fix. Both sort of look like urine, they have a reliable heatpad, the basics in terms of composition, and they will probably pass you a cheap pre-employment drug test.
Both Quick Fix and Monkey Whizz cost around $30 for the basic product, and there’s not really much to choose between them if I’m honest. If you don’t have much money, or if it’s just a basic position you’re applying for, then Monkey Whizz will be good enough.
But if you’ve got a little more money, I would buy Sub Solution $80, or even Quick Luck at $100 instead (Sub Solution is powdered, Quick Luck is premixed).
Both of those contain 14 chemicals found in human urine, rather than the basic three found in Monkey Whizz.
They also perfectly balanced for pH and specific gravity, as well as looking, smelling, and even frothing like human urine. They are just a complete upgrade in terms of quality.
Plus, Sub Solution and Quick Luck both use heat activator powder rather than a heatpad, which gives you tight control over the temperature. As the drug test you will face will be unsupervised, you can even top it up with heat activator powder and raise the temperature when you are literally about to submit the sample because you will be unobserved.
If you buy Quick Luck or Sub Solution make sure you buy it with the “Practise Kit” as this gives you a cheap way of testing everything works before the day of your drug test.
So Monkey Whizz could be good enough, but if you got the money, I’d always recommend you trade up to Sub Solution or Quick Luck if you can afford it.
